From the monthly archives:

April 2009

Whoever Said That Celebrities Are Just Like You and Me is a Liar. And an Asshole

April 7, 2009

This morning, I saw Kathy Lee Gifford sitting at one of the Starbucks tables at the Rockefeller Center plaza. Or whatever that thing is called that’s in Rockefeller Center just slightly under the ice skating ring. The one where I was in line for coffee one day and the Big Voice came on and said […]

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Why I Curse

April 6, 2009

Some people think that mommy bloggers curse to appear tough. Bullshit. I curse on my blog because I hardly ever curse in real life. Except when I’m talking, that is. But like when I’m asleep or something, I don’t curse at all. Really, a priest and a rabbi could sleep with me and they wouldn’t […]

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Housecleaning

April 4, 2009

Because of the economy, lately people do not show up at my doorstep to clean my apartment, which makes me think that they’d been in it for the money all along. But whatever, I can clean my own apartment. I mean, people have been doing it for years and as my low-on sympathy friend Sue […]

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We All Have Problems

April 2, 2009

Last night I was sitting at my desk in full “the genious is working” mode, preparing to work on my book. I don’t know how Shakespeare did it, but I find that a few good games of Freecell on the computer really get the creative juices flowing. So, I’m totally excelling at Freecell, like really, […]

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Acknowledgment

April 2, 2009

So, as a blogger, I have a few things going against me. First, my name isn’t Jennifer. Then, I don’t understand the whole “blogging exploits kids” concept and I’m not offended by the term “mommy blogger”. But one way that I am a blogger is that I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind, engage […]

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