From the monthly archives:

May 2009

Guess Who’s Pregnant?

May 21, 2009

See, I thought that it would be a fun to ask my kids “guess who’s pregnant?” five minutes before we left for school. And it was sort of fun to see their faces drop down to my midsection and look mortified. “Ha ha, not me!” I said because I didn’t think that I could pull […]

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Trying on Clothes

May 20, 2009

If anyone is feeling a little too full of themselves, I recommend that you take my daughter clothes shopping with you. Because she will give you her honest opinion, which will lead to lots of money saving as you put every single item of clothing back and run screaming from the store.Here are the top […]

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Your Majesty

May 19, 2009

A few months ago I went to a doctor to be treated for insanity. A mild form, I’m sure, and it’s certainly not contagious, although, of course, I appreciate your attempts to make everything about you. Anyway, the upshot of this is that although I feel a lot better, I keep getting these mailings from […]

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Don’t Litter

May 17, 2009

During the lengthy negotiation that we endured in getting Husbandrinka to agree to get a cat, one thing that was understood was that he would have no involvement whatsoever with the litter box. This changed the second that Nicki decided that she could only move her feline bowels when Husbandrinka is in the bathroom. While […]

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Saturday Wrap Up

May 16, 2009

Items that don’t merit their own post, but put together, totally do! Nicki doesn’t have cat AIDS! Husbandrinka said “it’s a banner day.” In other good news, I am almost finished with the kitty litter post that’s been haunting me. Monday. I think. The new advice blog, The Mouthy Housewives is off to a great […]

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Hi

May 15, 2009

Because I was born in the Soviet Union and immigrated to the United States when I was 10, I’ve spent a good part of my childhood answering people’s question about what the biggest difference between the two places was. Because I was a huge suck up as a kid, I’d say things like “religious freedom!” […]

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I Don’t Think That’s Weird At All

May 13, 2009

I’ve been distracted recently because there’s a post that I’ve been writing that is just not coming together and it’s making me insane. So when I say that I’ve been distracted, I mean I’ve been insane. It’s about kitty litter, so I’m sure that you can understand the magnitude of what I’m dealing with. I […]

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If You Can’t Slap Your Own Wife, Who Can You Slap?

May 12, 2009

So apparently, a Saudi judge has tried to explain the rise in domestic violence in that birthplace of femisim bt saying that women shared some of the blame. And the comment that got everyone to brush off their copies of Ms. Magazine and stop shaving their legs as that, according to a CNN report Arab […]

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