From the monthly archives:

May 2009

Cuckold

May 11, 2009

This weekend I decided that Husbandrinka and I needed to expand our vocabulary. I asked him if he agreed and he said “whatever” which translates to “yes, and you are the most beautiful woman that I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen many women, but not in an inappropriate way” so I asked him if he […]

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Putting the Vice in Advice

May 10, 2009

We’ve streamlined Mother’s Day at our house. I put an end on flowers and a ban on breakfast in bed, and I’m too practical to insist on good behavior. But one thing that I love are homemade “coupons”–in which kids promise to perform all sorts of chores. And because I didn’t want to be disappointed […]

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Happy Mother’s Day

May 9, 2009

I had a sappy, heart wrenching tale of motherhood all ready for this weekend, but then I decided to blog about something else. But I’d already typed the “Happy Mother’s Day” blog title, and I was too lazy to change it. Besides, it makes me seem super timely, so you might as well enjoy the […]

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The Cabbage Patch

May 8, 2009

Last weekend I decided that I was going to emulate one of my favorite bloggers, OHMommy of Classy Chaos. Not in a Single White Female way, but in the I am starving and I’m going to make the stuffed cabbage that she blogged about way. (By the way, I really hope that “emulate” means “copy” […]

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I’m Enjoying the Budget Cuts Already!

May 5, 2009

This is how the people at my local subway stop express unhappiness about the trains running less frequently. Because Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell is a totally appropriate response to “trains run less frequently”.

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Funny, She Doesn’t Look Like a Whore

May 4, 2009

So the other day I get a postcard from Nicki’s vet. Not one of those “having a great time, wish you were here” postcards, but more of a “Nicki is due for her FIV test, call to make an appointment with the vet tech”. So I look up FIV and learn that it’s the feline […]

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Cleaning: It May Be Contagious

May 3, 2009

The great thing about doing your own cleaning, especially if you are me, is how much mileage you can get out it. It’s sort of like household chemo. Like the other day, Husbandrinka came home with our kids, plus my son’s friend and the friend’s mother. Well, the mother is also my friend, but that’s […]

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Thank you.

May 2, 2009

Thank you to everyone who sponsored my March for Babies walk last Sunday, in honor of Madeline Spohr. I walked with some really great people and we raised nearly $4,000 for the March of Dimes. The winners of my “Will-blog-for-sponsorship contest” are blogless Peajaye and Blognut. Please email me at MarinkaNYC@gmail.com with a topic that […]

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