From the monthly archives:

December 2009

Tips for Holiday Hair

December 11, 2009

I posted this originally last year at about this time. Ok, on December 10, 2008. But it is timely this year as well, so I hope that you take the time to review these lifesaving tips. And then, please head over to The Mouthy Housewives, because we have an amazing TOMS Shoe giveaway. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Last […]

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Tiger and Elin Plus Eleven

December 10, 2009

Seriously, did you think that I wouldn’t weigh in on Tiger Woods? It took me a while because golf is totally off my radar and I consider it a sport in the same sense that I consider chess a sport. But then again, I almost passed out during the warm up stage of The Shred, […]

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Apparently, He’s Not Kristian Either

December 9, 2009

The other day, my 8 year old son asked me: “When Jesus is reincarnated on Christmas, does it mean that she comes back to life then?”

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December 8, 2009

For to have more enjoyment of this post, read about how Young Ladrinka was fuming at me because last year I didn’t get him a Hanukkah present and his Anti-Defamation League-approved request for two Hanukkah gifts this year. _______ My kids had been at their school for a total of fifteen years between them before […]

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Moody

December 7, 2009

I am moody and not just because moody is Russian slang for testicles. See? This blog is educational. But I am. Moody, I mean, not testicles. There are days when I feel depressed and that’s when I call my friends to tell them. “I’m depressed,” I say. And although I’ve never been suicidal (except for […]

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Jewish, Shmoowish

December 6, 2009

As I may have mentioned a few thousand times in the past, Husbandrinka is Kristian (What? He’s a huge Kardashian fan) and I am Jewish. Neither one of us is particularly religious, although he goes to church a few times a year. We celebrate Christmas and I am in charge of the children’s Jewish education. […]

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Twitter for the Holidays

December 4, 2009

The holidays are around the corner and you know what that means. That’s right. Getting gifts for everyone on your list. And if you’re like most people, no matter how hard you tried alienating some people on your list, they’re still hanging around. So, you’re faced with the dilemma. You want to get these people […]

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It’s Weighing On Me

December 2, 2009

I don’t want to alarm you, but I’ve gained some weight. The amount isn’t important, just mortifying, so I made the emergency decision to get in shape! In time for the holidays, in case the Rockettes need an understudy or something. In other news, life has no meaning, good bye, cruel world. As always, my […]

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