From the monthly archives:

November 2010

Roman Holiday

November 19, 2010

The other day I’m minding my own business for once and suddenly I get an email from Husbandrinka. I know it’s far away, he writes, but what do you think about our vacation next summer? This is how he traps me. Because for some strange reason I’m not thinking about our summer vacation the week […]

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The Royal Wedding

November 18, 2010

You probably heard that Prince Charming is marrying Snow White sometime next year. Thank you, dear Lord, for answering our commoners’ prayers. If Brad and Angelina are going to deny us the joy of their marital bliss until everyone can marry, then at least we can still count on those other royals. Oh, eye-roll. I’m […]

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In Response to My Boot Woes, an Email From Papa

November 17, 2010

Is your cobbler __________*? Did not want to ask you on the open forum… They are all crooks, plus you have the mark of the shoe repair victim on your face. WHAT IS THE MARK OF THE SHOE REPAIR VICTIM? And is there a cream that I can buy at Sephora that can help me […]

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Das Boot

November 17, 2010

You know when you’re on the brink of a nervous collapse and everyone is like “just blog about it! Get it off your chest! You’ll feel better!” and you’re all “if I blog about it, then the brink of a nervous collapse will seem like a vacation destination, because if I actually get this shit […]

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I’m Right, You’re Wrong!

November 16, 2010

Welcome to another edition of I’m Right, You’re Wrong, where I ask you to weigh in on matters of great importance. This week we have a debate centering around the love and care of our beloved cat Nicki. Disagreers: Marinka and Husbandrinka Disagreement: How should Nicki’s food be served to her? Position One: Out of […]

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Pop Quiz

November 15, 2010

What better way to start the week than with a Pop Quiz? Let’s review: A few weeks ago, we learned that my kids make weekly chore charts and alternate chores, such as setting the table, clearing the table, taking out the trash and the recycling and unloading the dishwasher. Now, what do you suppose happened […]

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Spam

November 13, 2010

I’m not a xenophobe (assuming that xenophobe means a fear xenos), but I don’t understand why we must export all our jobs to other countries. For example, with unemployment rates so high at home certainly we can get some Americans to write Spam and not rely on foreigners to do so. Take a look at […]

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In Seclusion

November 12, 2010

I’m in seclusion today, catching up on Important Matters, so I don’t have a new post. But before I stepped into seclusion, I read this masterpiece (ahem) and wanted to share it with you. Again. But don’t be sad! I’m on fabulous Buy-Her today! And also on The Mouthy Housewives where we are taking part […]

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