March 3, 2011
Today is Thursday, which means that tomorrow is US Weekly Chat on Motherhood in NYC, or as some losers refer to it, Friday.  This would be a wonderful time for you to go out and grab a copy of US Weekly so that tomorrow, when the discussion is underway, you’re not all “d’oh!†and “I […]
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March 2, 2011
What, me? Oh, nothing. I’m okay. Nope, nothing’s wrong. DON’T LOOK IN THAT CABINET! Haha, no, that’s fine, I was kidding. GET AWAY FROM THE CABINET, I WASN’T KIDDING! I thought it if I said that I were kidding, you’d lose all interest in the cabinet, how was I supposed to know how your criminally […]
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