From the monthly archives:

October 2011

Teats

October 6, 2011

The other day I had this conversation with my friend Ruby. Ruby is not her real name, but for reasons that will soon become crystal clear, she wishes to remain internet-anonymous. “I’m worried about Bubbles,” Ruby tells me. “Who the fuck is Bubbles?” I say, sort of hoping that Ruby is now a Madame and […]

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Teen Drinking

October 5, 2011

I consider the fact that my children don’t have access to a car to be a real perk of living in New York City. I mean, sure, the museums and all this culture that everyone keeps harping about is nice too, but woohoo, suckers, if you think your parents can afford to pay $600 a […]

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A Casual Conversation

October 4, 2011

Marinka, we need to talk. Yes, dear. My secretary said you called me five times today. I did. Was there an emergency? Sort of. But she said that you were in a meeting and I didn’t think that it was an interruptable emergency. What was wrong? I was at Hudson News at Penn Station looking […]

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And Then I Told Her About That Stuff

October 3, 2011

Honestly, I’m a very normal person so I don’t even know how this shit happens to me all the time. Like the time a few years ago when I told my daughter about menstruation. It was a disaster. And last weekend we were talking about HIV for some reason and she said that she’s not […]

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Fight

October 1, 2011

I interrupt your weekend to bring you a snippet of a fight that I enjoyed with Husbandrinka last night. OMFG, you ALWAYS do this. Always. I can’t stand it anymore. You’re driving me crazy. You are the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I can’t live like this. HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Marinka, this is […]

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