Hi! I’m Pear. I’m here with my friends Apple, Kiwi, Banana and Tangerine. Also, our buddy Garlic stopped by. And so did Bagel Half. Bagel Half tries to blend in, but he doesn’t. Bagel Half sticks out like a sore thumb. Marinka doesn’t think that Bagel Half belongs here with us, but Husbandrinka is all, “oh, let it be, I may have it for lunch.” But he never has Bagel Half for lunch. Eventually Bagel Half will become rock hard and Marinka will consider weaponizing it against Husbandrinka. “Every Saturday we go through this.” Marinka says. Marinka doesn’t understand why Husbandrinka just doesn’t eat the whole bagel or throw the half out or put it in some less conspicuous location, like the Louvre. Every week we go through the saga of the Bagel Half and every week, Marinka threatens unspeakable things. Stay tuned.