From the category archives:

Diet & Fitness


September 9, 2010

I know that you probably think I’m a hypochondriac because of that time that I thought that I was having a stroke and then recovered after a lady-like burp or because I diagnosed myself with melanoma to the kazillionth degree and then when I showed the malignancy to medicine man papa, he said “there is […]

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Things I Learned in Boot Camp

July 27, 2010

1.  If at all possible, don’t choose a facility that spells “camp” with a K.  Or two. 2. When you tell your friends that you’re going to boot camp at 5:3o am, and they ask if you’re insane, don’t assume that it’s a rhetorical question.  Seek a professional opinion, instead. 3.  When the check in […]

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A Perfect Storm

July 26, 2010

I’m in a middle of something that I’d like to call A Perfect Storm, except I could only read three pages of that book before I lapsed into a coma, with a touch of seasickness, so I’m not really sure if the expression applies.  But since I’m feeling pre-comatose right now, I’m going to risk […]

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Wait Watchers

May 11, 2010

I joined Weight Watchers. Don’t ask. I joined the on-line version, because I just can’t go to meetings. I went once with a friend of mine and it was very uncomfortable because I bought a few of their snacks and then ate them during the meeting and apparently you’re not supposed to do that or […]

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When Life Gives You Lululemons

May 3, 2010

A few weeks ago, I bought my first pair of Lululemon yoga pants. You know, the yoga pants that make your ass look great, mostly because they cost so damn much that you can’t afford to ever eat again and have to walk everywhere in order to save on gas. Great trick, try it. But […]

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There’s No Easy Way to Say This

March 24, 2010

There is no easy way to say this, but through no fault of my own, I seem to have joined a cult. Now, the good news is that it doesn’t seem to be one of those cults where you have to hide your young because I’m into ritual sacrifices or anything, although I’m still learning […]

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Eating Healthy

March 23, 2010

Recently I became a vegetarian. Because I don’t want to die of high cholesterolism. But I also don’t want to sound self-centered, so I decided to lie to everyone and tell them that I’m now a vegetarian because “I love animals”. It’s hard to say that with a straight face, so I have to practice […]

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I Took A Physique 57 Class and Lived To Blog About It

March 17, 2010

Over the weekend, I get a great idea! On Monday morning, I will take a Physique 57 class! I will do it early in the morning, so as to have more time to enjoy my new found fitness! I read the website and learn that I need to wear socks to class. This is good […]

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