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Famous People

Tiger and Elin Plus Eleven

December 10, 2009

Seriously, did you think that I wouldn’t weigh in on Tiger Woods? It took me a while because golf is totally off my radar and I consider it a sport in the same sense that I consider chess a sport. But then again, I almost passed out during the warm up stage of The Shred, […]

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Twitter for the Holidays

December 4, 2009

The holidays are around the corner and you know what that means. That’s right. Getting gifts for everyone on your list. And if you’re like most people, no matter how hard you tried alienating some people on your list, they’re still hanging around. So, you’re faced with the dilemma. You want to get these people […]

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Most of the Real Housewives of New York and Me

October 14, 2009

Guess what I did tonight? I went to a Kodak-sponsored event that was hosted by RHONY’s own Jill Zarin, one of my top five favorite Real Housewives of New York. As soon as I got to the hotel, I was asked to sign a nondisclosure manifesto. So let me reassure you that I will not […]

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Best Things About Obama Getting the Nobel Peace Prize

October 12, 2009

1. It didn’t go to Roman Polanski. 2. This can’t be good for Rush Limbaugh’s health. 3. Or Dick Cheney’s. 4. Hillary gets to say things like “It’s better to be thrown accolades than shoes.” 5. The Barack Obama action figure is the first one ever to come with Nobel accessories included. 6. Surely Michelle’s […]

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When in Rome, Do Like Roman

October 1, 2009

Last night I had dinner with my fellow Mouthy Housewives, Kelcey and Jessica and as usual, whenever we get together, the conversation turned to sodomy. Specifically, what the fuck are some members of Hollywood doing in signing this petition to free Roman Polanski. In case you haven’t been following along, Roman Polanski raped and sodomized […]

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Happy First Day of School, Children. Welcome to the Revolution.

September 7, 2009

Dear Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Friends, In light of the murmurings surrounding our President’s address to our nation’s school children and the accompanying hysteria of the call to keep children home from school so that their ears won’t be tainted by socialist propaganda, I have but one word to describe you and your ilk. […]

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Jennifer Aniston

August 23, 2009

There are things that I do not understand about Jennifer Aniston and I’m tired of living alone with my pain. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from my gay friends, other than that I’m failing fag haggery because I don’t love show tunes, it’s that Silence=Death, so I’m going to be chatty about it. […]

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Friends in High Places

July 21, 2009

A few weeks ago, I got to go to Madison Square Garden, to see my first ever women’s basketball game. (Yes, I got free tickets courtesy of the NBA. I’m pretty sure that they’re trying to recruit me to be one of the Knicks Chicks or something) It was super awesome, especially since my daughter’s […]

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