Yesterday, after I posted about my dispute with Kristine about waterboarding cats (long story short: I believe that the U.S. Constitutional prohibition against cruel and inhuman treatment applies to Feline Americans, Kristine does not), I got a little nervous.
I mean, what if everyone responded with “of course cats have to be bathed! What are you, some kind of a crazy neglectful cat hater?! Next thing you’ll tell us is that you don’t wax your cats”?
I wanted to prepare myself for this, so I googled it.
Which led to a host of other problems:
Look, we’re all adults here. Which is why I find it hard to understand why I bothered clicking on the “do cats fart” link. (Short, and according to Yahoo, best answer: Yes. Yes, they do, but not a lot because they are small. As to why, apparently the reason is “same reason that you do, asshole.” Yes, the war on science is working out really well for America.)
I’m saving the rest of the searches for a rainy day, so please, no spoilers! I wonder if they have belly buttons? I’d probably know this if I ever bothered bathing Nicki.
One year ago ...