Scene: Marinka and her 13 year old daughter are at home. Talking.
Mommy, what would you like for Christmas?
No, I mean, from me.
I can’t afford an iPad!
I don’t have enough money.
How about something I make myself?
Sure. Do you know how to make an iPad?
Do you like anything else besides iPads?
I can’t give you Altoids for Christmas!
Can’t afford those either, huh?
No! Altoids are not a gift.
Ok, I’ll think of something between Altoids and iPads.
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Ok, I got it.
A shower cap. But not a shower cap that you get for free from a hotel. A sort of fancyish shower cap.
You really want a shower cap as a gift from me for Christmas?
No, I really wanted an iPad and Altoids.
So you want a shower cap?
Why can’t you just put a plastic bag on your head.
Believe me, I’m considering it.
One year ago ...
- I Don't Know What That Means - 2012