I have no energy to write another award winning post at this stage, so let me just break this down in the EZ to read format.
Marinka buys family gloves.
Stupid kids lose stupid gloves.
Marinka gives her last pair of gloves to kids.
Marinka refuses to buy more gloves.
Marinka thinks “surely winter is almost over.”
Marinka is moron.
Worst winter in forever. With specially coined terms like
Snowpocalypse, Snowmaggedon and Snowprah Winfrey.
People complain about the weather. People are cold. People are snowed in. School is canceled. People are desperate.
This is all Marinka’s fault. If she got gloves, winter would be over.
Marinka finds an old pair of gloves.
The next day, the temperatures are in the high 30s, the highest it’s been in months.
There is celebration.
Until 4 pm.
Because that’s when Marinka picks up Young Ladrinka from school and he tells her that he lost his gloves.
One year ago ...