So far today has been marred by the fact that my daughter is sick for the second Halloween in a row, my son told me that he hates his perfectly good and heavily discounted Ninja costume and I told him that he’s ruining the point of Halloween, which is to put some crap on, go out, get candy and bring it home to his parents. Then he told me that he will not trick or treat unless he’s allowed to use a pillow case for his loot, probably King-size. I’m also upset because I bought a fake witch’s nose for my costume and my OWN AND NATURAL AND GOD-GIVEN NOSE IS LONGER THAN THE STORE BOUGHT ONE. I hate the anti-semites who made the fake nose.
I don’t know why this holiday has to suck so much. It’s like we’ve all forgotten that Jesus is the reason for the season.
But enough about me, Happy Halloween to you!
And if your costume is not quite ready, check out these can’t-miss-ideas!
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mama just said : “there is nothing to be proud about if your child is ill two holidays in the raw”….better watch how she is dressing herself after volleyball game.
Pillow case is a reasonable vessel for such venture
Twitter: letthedogin
October 31, 2010 at 12:32 pm
maybe you take him IN the pillow case as a little boy you’re going to eat?
Twitter: SheSuggests
October 31, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Happy Halloween! or Bite Me Purim Rip Off! (take your pick)
Twitter: HipMom
October 31, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Hey, at least you are celebrating Halloween, I am in friggin’ Switzerland, which means that I have to buy my own candy and the closest thing to a costume is the ugly outfits I see walking down the street.
About Charlie Sheen’s girl as per “Daily news” she was not actually payed yet.
I just wonder what kind of collection policy she has.
And producers are very happy with the publicity.
I feel your nose pain. I think I just gored the computer screen w/ my pointy witch shnozz.
Twitter: annsrants
October 31, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Bite me, purim rip off…Love that Yulia.
p.s. Don’t worry, no one can tell when my Graucho Marx glasses/nose/mustache combo are on or off.
Twitter: grandemocha
October 31, 2010 at 9:51 pm
We always used pillow cases back in the old days when I was kid. Did your son try the old “my sister is home sick, can I get a piece for her?”
As a goy, I apologize for the nose.