Hatemongering 2-for-1 Special!

by Marinka on June 21, 2009

So, the economy sucks, so the humanity-challenged folk who brought you the “God Hates Fags” signs and protesting outside of American soldiers’ funerals are bringing you a 2-for-1 hatred special, this weekend only!

They are targeting NYC synagogues, and on Sunday morning, as most of us are busy clogging our arteries with bacon byproduct, they are protesting outside of a synagogue that serves a gay and lesbian community, because they have it on good authority that in addition to hating fags, God hates Jews.

Here’s what Fred Phelps and company have planned for this morning:

Cong. Beth Simchat – Your prayer book for the fags is vain! 57 Bethune Street Oh, wow, I’m so totally impressed by the fact that this is the LARGEST fag church in the world. NOT!

Like OMG, what is this the 80s? NOT? You got to update your hate speech. Like God H8s U! Besides, we’re all so cosmopolitan here when you say “fags” we think you’re launching an anti-smoking campaign.

WBC has seen the face of you violent brute rebels against God with NO CAUSE! We fear God, not man, and we will come with the only loving words of truth that you apostate (a little more honest than the other) Jews have had in your whole stinking, rotten lives. You are welcome for that. YOU are why Paul said these words: Philippians 3:1 � Finally, my brethren, rejoice in the Lord. To write the same things to you, to me indeed is not grievous, but for you it is safe. 2 Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision. 3 For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh. Paul dealt with you Christ-killing, filthy self-righteous Jews for a long time, and knew you were all of one mind: Fags, Reform Jews and Orthodox Jews. Violent and lawless like the Zionists in Israel, land stealers, baby rapers and reprobate concerning the only truth!

I am so totally glad you brought up the dogs! Because the pitbulls are a real problem, thank goodness not in lower Manhattan where you’ll be protesting, but really, you can’t be too careful.

Oh and the Christ killing again. You are so Vatican I. I also love the “Fags, Reform Jews and Orthodox Jews” line. Like they can say “fags” but can’t bring themselves to use a derogatory term against Jews. Because Kathy Griffin was right–don’t mess with the Jews.

So our message is simple, to wit: If you do not repent, you will perish (i.e. go to hell for ever). If you do not repent, Obama will have his way with you. Nothing Antichrist will love more than destroying those whom God chose out of this world to make covenant with. However, 144,000 Jews will be saved. Not any of you who live like Satan and disobey God. AMEN!

Seriously, fellow LA Law fans, who doesn’t love the “to wit”. Henceforth and heretofore. I also like how they explain what “perish” means (i.e. go to hell forever). Wait, I thought it would be more like a two week staycation? No? Ok, then! I’m on my way to repentville! Especially since I see that there’s a 144,000 Jew quota. Can I make a reservation on that quota? I have a coupon!

All kidding aside, these are hateful, destructive people. Fortunately the synagogue that they are targeting, Congregation Beth Simchat Torah is having people donate money for each minute that the hatemongers protest them. If you would like to support their efforts, please contribute to their Against Hate campaign here.

I don’t like asking for money (other than for my botox, of course, Paypal info coming soon!) so if you are unable to contribute, please let others know about it. A chance to fight homophobia and anti-Semitism? This fag-loving Jew girl can’t resist!

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