OMFG, You Guys!

by Marinka on August 5, 2011

I have the best news.

The best.

You know how despite my highbrow tendencies I like to watch reality TV? A lot and constantly?

And you may have heard that there’s a new reality TV on Lifetime, Russian Dolls– which has been described as a Russian version of Jersey Shore (heads up– anything those Jersey Shore assholes can do, Russians can do better. And blonder.)

Well, I was invited to a premier party for Russian Dolls.

I KNOW!

I am so fucking exciting. (Edited: err.. and EXCITED)

I just have to get the right outfit.

And some green eye shadow.

I will, of course, report from the Red Carpet. (There’s a RED CARPET!) OH NO! Will it clash with my green eye shadow?

Stay tuned!

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ladyday August 5, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Will you still talk to us little people after you’re all famous and shit?

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Marinka August 7, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Not really, no. Unless there are cameras around, in which case, OF COURSE!

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anna see August 5, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Aaargh! Can’t WAIT!

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Ugh... August 5, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Who gives a shit?!

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Marinka August 5, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Clearly you do.

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Peajaye
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August 5, 2011 at 8:35 pm

I agree with Ugh…
She and I are watching Important Television like Toddlers & Tiaras and WWE and Ken Burns’ newest documentary: Paint Drying.

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Alli August 5, 2011 at 10:17 pm

Bring Papa as your date! You two can be the new Joan and Melissa!

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Kasia August 6, 2011 at 12:13 am

That is AWESOME. Can’t think of a better premise, I’ll be watching!

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Becky
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August 6, 2011 at 7:23 am

We Weekly Chat AND Russian Dolls updates? I may never be able to keep up with all the celebrity goodness going on around me.

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Wendy
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August 6, 2011 at 8:09 am

Can’t wait to see you on Fashion Police!

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hokgardner
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August 6, 2011 at 8:53 am

I saw the ad for this show and thought of you immediately! But in a good way, like “Marinka is going to LOVE this show.” In addition to green eyeshadow, you need a huge, seasonally inappropriate fur coat.

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Marinka August 7, 2011 at 9:08 pm

You’re absolutely right. Hopefully they’ll be on sale this time of year.

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Joni August 6, 2011 at 10:07 am

LOL….I can’t wait. I look forward to your weekly write up about the show.

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Cheryl
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August 6, 2011 at 10:47 am

Awesome shit, dude.

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Anna Lefler
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August 6, 2011 at 11:27 am

One word: BUMP-IT.

And I’m really glad they’re not those “nesting” kind of dolls. Because ew.

Go get ‘em!

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absence of Alternatives
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August 6, 2011 at 11:38 am

Finally your moment comes! This is why I read your blog: you make me think…
1. I do wonder what your mom and dad will say about this show… It would be actually awesome if they get your mom on their show to give them life advice one day.
2. I know Russian men are a lot more hawt-er than the two guys in the cast. But I KNOW there will be HOT men at the premier party so we don’t have to worry about you being deprived of eye candy.
3. So different from Brighton Beach Memoirs by Paul Simon…
4. Word to Anna’s word BUMP-IT!

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eevie August 6, 2011 at 11:47 am

This is both the best and worst thing ever.

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b a seagull
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August 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm

I grew up in Manhattan Beach but did all the fun things in Brighton Beach. Can’t wait to see the changes through your reporting.

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Amber August 6, 2011 at 2:31 pm

MTV has the oddest shows.

It’s fabulous you got to go to the premiere party!

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awesome dude August 6, 2011 at 3:50 pm

“The dream of an idiot came trough” – Common Russian expression of the time of my youth.

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GrandeMocha
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August 6, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Get a spray tan!

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RidgewoodMom August 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm

OMG!! You don’t know how obsessed I’ve been with this show since I saw the preview. I am so freaking jealous! And next Thursday is the happy day when the train wreck will premier!! Project Runway AND Russian Dolls… divas and drama! AWESOME day ahead!

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Braja August 6, 2011 at 10:46 pm

You had me worked up into thinking the announcement was gonna be that you were ON the show. That would have impressed me. More than your green eyeshadow.

Actually I love you cos you’re a redhead.

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Signe August 7, 2011 at 9:26 am

I like the trailers, but the shows are too long.

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Glamamom
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August 7, 2011 at 9:55 am

I’m totally jelly! ENJOY

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Lady Jennie August 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Agh – why do I have to miss all the good stuff?

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the mama bird diaries
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August 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm

I can’t wait til they have the premier of the Waspy Westchester shore. I am so at that premier!!

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Tracy @nystoopmama
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August 8, 2011 at 10:46 am

OMFG is right. I’m super jealous, and I can’t WAIT until Thursday.

Take THAT Alex McCord with your Herman Munster shoes! You’re not the only reality bitch repping Brooklyn anymore.

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anymommy August 8, 2011 at 6:38 pm

I thought you were going to say that you were in the cast. Swear. to. God. But I love this news too.

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Stephanie Smirnov
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August 9, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Awesome, I’ll see you there!! Now if only I could find my invitation….oh, wait…

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