I have the best news.
You know how despite my highbrow tendencies I like to watch reality TV? A lot and constantly?
And you may have heard that there’s a new reality TV on Lifetime, Russian Dolls– which has been described as a Russian version of Jersey Shore (heads up– anything those Jersey Shore assholes can do, Russians can do better. And blonder.)
Well, I was invited to a premier party for Russian Dolls.
I am so fucking exciting. (Edited: err.. and EXCITED)
I just have to get the right outfit.
And some green eye shadow.
I will, of course, report from the Red Carpet. (There’s a RED CARPET!) OH NO! Will it clash with my green eye shadow?