Please Stand By

by Marinka on August 25, 2011

I am still on vacation, but I am always working.

It’s just that I’m working slowly and the posts aren’t ready yet.

Here’s a preview of what’s to come:

* Husbandrinka poisoned me! The investigation is still ongoing (by which I mean that I’m trying to get him to confess) but I should have my victim statement ready in a few days. Until it’s ready, feel free to take my side.

* Starting tomorrow, Vonage is letting me give away an iPad2! I already told them that we can save a lot of time and aggravation and that I’ll just graciously accept it myself, but they didn’t want to impose. It’s an awesome giveaway and it starts right here tomorrow! (And if you can’t wait, you can enter Kristine‘s giveaway here today! And fine, if you want more, go here.)

* I have a few I’m Right, You’re Wrongs brewing. I don’t understand how I constantly surround myself with people who are wrong about everything. It’s uncanny.

* Over at The Mouthy Housewives, we handled some pressing issues this week, like a call for help from a married virgin, a mom whose son thinks she’s mean for not letting him get high (I got a buzz reading the comments on that one), a new mom whose friend is bored by the baby and a woman (after my own heart) who doesn’t want to host playdates.

* And I’m over at MamaPop today discussing an issue that’s very close to my heart. Gossip rag covers. Come visit me there.

* Finally, make sure you’re following @MouthyHousewife on Twitter. Funny stuff.

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b a seagull
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August 25, 2011 at 10:33 am

oh fine, i take your side.

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Lynn MacDonald (All Fooked Up)
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August 25, 2011 at 10:38 am

I don’t even know how you have time to relax with all that stress of work you’ve got going on. My vacation officially starts when my daughter goes back to college. CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!!!

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joeinvegas August 25, 2011 at 11:19 am

I don’t understand why people keep disagreeing with you. Don’t they know you are always right?

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deborah l quinn
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August 26, 2011 at 2:16 am

Well, A) you’re always right, so that’s settled. And B) where’s the part when on vacation you recline on a chaise longue being brought bonbons and iced drinks by scantily clad minions? All those posts brewing? You’re the hardest-working vacationing blogger in the business.

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Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him
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August 26, 2011 at 11:49 pm

was it intentional poisoning? My dad once took canine medication and was convinced my mom gave it to him intentionally for years.

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Kevin August 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I’d call some missionary friends I have in Chile. I IM them but would rather hear their voices.

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