This Week I Twat

by Marinka on December 13, 2009

As you may recall, a few weeks ago I decided to keep current with new blogging trends and steal ideas from other bloggers. (Yes, I am working up to full-on lying. It’s one of my New Year’s resolutions. No it isn’t. I made that up.)

First, I did one of those Bloggess-inspired clusterlinkfucks of stuff I posted elsewhere.

And this week, I’ve been inspired by Happy Hour Sue‘s fantastic post which compiled her tweets. So here are mine. I hope that you can forgive yourself for not following me on Twitter, because Jesus never will.

I started the week off by unfollowing a bunch of people. But I wanted them to know that it was nothing personal

I started the week off by unfollowing a bunch of people. But I wanted them to know that it was nothing personal

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And then after I emailed her, I tweeted it, in case she didn't check her email first.I will sky-write it later.

And then after I emailed her, I tweeted it, in case she didn't check her email first.I will sky-write it later.

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Where were you when you heard that Tiger was taking time off from golf? In the middle of winter.

Where were you when you heard that Tiger was taking time off from golf? In the middle of winter.

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Fuck yes, there will be a post about this one.

Fuck yes, there will be a post about this one.

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SweetPeaSurry
Twitter:
December 13, 2009 at 3:15 am

Well … I tried to follow you on twitter, and I canna find ya … so I’ll just have to continue waiting for your twat updates. *le sigh*

Best to ya!

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Elisa
Twitter:
December 13, 2009 at 8:09 am

I still don’t know what “Glory Hole” but I have this feeling that it can only be found on UrbanDictionary.com

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Irish Gumbo December 13, 2009 at 8:13 am

I found out what “glory hole” meant a few years ago…I’m still trying to scrape that off my cerebrum…

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ShallowGal December 13, 2009 at 8:36 am

I saw the tweet about the silent treatment the first time, AND got the email (and then the second email) , and just this second realized you were talking about me.

xo, A

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anymommy December 13, 2009 at 8:51 am

You’re just trying to get us all to panic and see if you unfollowed us, aren’t you. (Totally worked, what’s your point?)

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rachel December 13, 2009 at 10:52 am

How original! (*eye roll*) I totally resolved to full-on lying LAST New Year’s.

And if you tweet about unfollowing them, then they don’t even read that… Right? Seriously, I’m horrible at Twitter.

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Jennifer H December 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm

Thank god you wrote this, since I could never figure out how to conjugate “tweet” as a verb.

Now I can use it in public places and everything, without embarrassment.

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Keyona
Twitter:
December 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm

You totally unfollowed me…or were you never following me to begin with. Shit.

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Bella December 13, 2009 at 10:15 pm

twat and glory hole in a single post? oh think of all the traffic you’ll get!

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Jenny, Bloggess December 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

Your Tiger Woods /Winter tweet made me snort.

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CSY December 14, 2009 at 10:38 am

Does this mean that I’m going to have to follow your on Twitter so I can get the meaning of ‘glory hole’? But what if I’m Twitter-impared? Maybe I should go ahead and let my daughter set me up a Twitter account? Your advise is what I’m waiting on…

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