The Week’s Rejected Blog Post Ideas

by Marinka on November 6, 2008

1. Why Obama Should Totally Grow an Afro in Time for the Inauguration.

2. Marinka’s Guide To Commenting on Blog Posts: I Rate Comments.

3. Looking At Menopause: OMG, I forgot to have an abortion!

4. Save Your Marriage! Instead of Picking Celebrities for the People You Can Sleep With And Have Immunity List, Why Not Pick a Neighbor or a Co-Worker? Because, statistically, that’s who it will be!

5. Kooky Pens: Fun New Kid Accessory or a Form of Torture Under The Geneva Convention?

6. Blog Contest! Win a Lap Dance from Marinka! (Second place: two lap dances from Marinka!)

7. I Haven’t Seen Friend John All Week and I am Out of Blog Fodder.

8. Friend John called to suggest that we make a Martha Stewart Gingerbread House with the Kids. Step One: Look through favorite architectural books and magazines for favorite buildings.

9. Why a Mud Hut is My Favorite Building.

10. I’m Ready to be a Casting Director! Courtney Cox is Casey Anthony.

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Heather November 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Number 1 was pretty funny. You could always have a gingerbread mud hut!

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Kate Coveny Hood November 6, 2008 at 6:33 pm

These are all excellent. But I’d like to see Marinka rate comments. Would you rate comments from your own blog or others? Or your own comments on other blogs? This could be taken in so many different directions… I expect a full pictoral of the gingerbread mud hut.

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Vodka Mom November 6, 2008 at 7:07 pm

Oh God, can you imagine if he showed up for the inauguration with an afro and all that shit? That would be so totally funny.

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Andrea's Sweet Life November 6, 2008 at 7:32 pm

I just love the way your mind works. You could have rocked ANY of those topics!

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Magpie November 6, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Snorted out loud at #1.

But, really, I want to meet the gingerbread house friend.

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phd in yogurtry November 6, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Go with the fro! That is hilarious!

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Mama Ginger Tree November 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm

You are such a tease.

Can we please have #2 and #8? Please?

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Heinous November 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm

lol…a ‘fro would be great. Biden should get one too. Now that’s party unity.

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K and/or K November 6, 2008 at 9:09 pm

How about a gingerbread fro?
Love your humor…happy to stumble on in here..,

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the mama bird diaries November 6, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I am on my knees, begging you to write a post about this…

Why Obama Should Totally Grow an Afro in Time for the Inauguration.

I love those old photos of him.

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Neil November 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm

They still have kooky pens? I once had a pen that was attached to a straw, so you could drink your milk and do your homework at the same time.

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Kylie w Warszawie November 7, 2008 at 12:02 am

Please don’t rate comments. Another blog I read has comment of the day, and I never win. It makes me feel all inferior.

And I so think that you should pick neighbors and friends for the list, because then the person in the relationship who said “Let’s have a list” is all worried that you have a list of people you know that you would sleep with given the chance. That’s the key to a happy marriage.

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Madge November 7, 2008 at 9:15 am

mud hut gingerbread house. that’s about what mine look like. when i pretend i’m going to make one.

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katy (aka funny girl) November 7, 2008 at 10:07 am

I’m voting for exploring all aspects of #4. It could even be a three-part series.

(This comment sucks. You’re probably going to rate it really low. Damn it.)

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Heather, Queen of Shake Shake November 7, 2008 at 10:15 am

Exactly why were #2 and #3 rejected?

I want to know about this rating comment business because I’m pretty fucking competitive.

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Andy November 7, 2008 at 11:56 am

I prefer tepees.
Also a rejected blog post: Kittens: Furry little balls of fun or future murderers of mice?

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Renée aka Mekhismom November 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm

I love the Blog Contest idea. Sounds cool. Next time I am in NY we should do a meet-up. I could get my prize in person. LOL

Uh, that sounds creepy. I am totally joking – about the lap dance, not the meetup. Meeting up will be cool. LOL

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wc#3 November 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm

How about a blog on watching Barak in his afro being sworn in in a Gingerbread Mud Hut while getting two lap dances from Martha Stewart and Courtney Cox…?

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ms. changes pants while driving November 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm

what about a gingerbread obama-fro?

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Swistle November 17, 2008 at 9:58 am

WHY REJECTED?? WANT!!

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