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Because to me it says, give me your father’s cell phone number, because my father died this afternoon and in my grief, any father will do.
Apparently, that’s not what Husbandrinka meant. To translate from Husbandrinka to English, he meant that he wanted my father’s cell phone number, because his CELL PHONE died and therefore he didn’t have access to his contact list.
A lot less dramatic, you might say, which is what the paramedics mentioned when they tried to restart my heart.
That’s probably why Hallmark doesn’t make cards for dead cell phones.
I’m not sure how I’ll ever be able to forgive Husbandrinka for this. Maybe if he gets me a Mini Blizzard. What? Oh! Yes, Dairy Queen is having a great contest right now, where you can win a 2011 Mini Cooper Countryman car just by submitting a video of yourself treating someone to a Mini Blizzard. You could probably tear it out of their hands as soon as the cameras stop running and eat it yourself. Six people are going to win a car, so it may as well be you, right?
Please see video below for more details. And thank you Dairy Queen for sponsoring this post!
One year ago ...
- Yesterday - 2012