Yes, Sting, the Russians Love Their Children Too. Even When They Pull Shit Like This

by Marinka on August 19, 2013

12 year old son: Why did the chicken cross the road?

46 year old me: Why?

Son: To get to the mean witch’s house.

Me: Ok.

Son: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Son: The chicken. Da’yum, mom.

#OMG

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Neil
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August 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Clever kid.

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Sheila
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August 19, 2013 at 7:52 pm

I like your son.

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Wendi
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August 20, 2013 at 10:08 am

#OMG

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Marta
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August 20, 2013 at 10:15 am

Can’t argue with that.

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joeinvegas August 20, 2013 at 11:01 am

Knock knock

good one

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Steph August 20, 2013 at 11:38 am

Oh, no he DIDN’T!! Sorry, I’m giggling.

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anymommy August 20, 2013 at 12:06 pm

I actually cackled. Wait, I need to answer the door for the chicken.

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dusty earth mother August 20, 2013 at 11:39 pm

Nice.

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Alexandra August 22, 2013 at 10:49 am

That was wonderful.

WONDERFUL. Because you begin your joke with, “This is funny, but you HAVE TO BE SMART TO GET IT.”
And doing it just as we speak.

*zealously rubs hands together in anticipation*

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tracy@sellabitmum August 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm

Hilarious!

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