Do you ever wonder if your blog is annoying?
Well, now that I’ve asked, are you wondering if your blog is annoying?
Do you worry that everyone is emailing each other, or DM’ing each other on Twitter, complaining about your annoying blog?
Run off now, shoo! shoo!
But if you’re a normal blogger, without psychotic illusions of grandeur, you are plagued with self-doubt. Is my blog good enough? Does it appeal to my reader? WHY ISN’T ANYONE READING ME? How can I improve? Those are just some of the thoughts that are haunting you.
Well, now, for the first time ever, I am offering a revolutionary new service. I will read your blog and tell you what’s annoying about it. Maybe it’s your header? Your font perhaps? Who knows! The possibilities are endless!
When I announced this new service on Twitter on Saturday afternoon, the response was overwhelming. By which I mean that I had two takers! Yay! I’m practically Marinka Ioacocca. (Hey, how’s he doing, by the way? We seem to have drifted apart! OMG, I just Wikipedia’d him and he’s still alive! But now if he dies, I’ll be really flipped out. Hang in there, Lee!)
Now because this venture is still in its infancy, I am able to offer this service to you at bargain basement/Crazy Eddie prices! (Hmm…I wonder how that guy is doing?)
Check out this affordable price list!
Friends & Family $10
Strange Bloggers $15
Daddy Bloggers $20
Product Blogs $100
Blogs that include music: Free. (Spoiler alert: The music is fucking annoying and everyone hates it.)
So sign up!
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Also, makes a great gift for a friend’s blogaversity! And what wife wouldn’t want to receive this for Valentine’s Day! (Trust me, women don’t really like flowers and chocolate)
Stop wondering what people are saying about your blog behind its back. Hear it from me!
One year ago ...
- Winning Strategy - 2009