An Announcement from My Son

by Marinka on August 6, 2008

Son (7 years old): I don’t have buttocks.

Marinka (age unspecified): What do you mean?

Son: I don’t have buttocks. Do you want to hear it again? I don’t have buttocks.

Daughter (10 years old): That’s stupid. And who cares?

Son: Buttocks are important. It’s how your butt lives.

Daughter: Some people have their buttocks chopped off at birth.

Son: Why?

Daughter: Like by a devil nurse or something.

Marinka: glug, glug.

One year ago ...

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Scary Mommy August 6, 2008 at 7:42 pm

LOL… or something!!

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See Jane Blog August 6, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Where do kids get these things? You can’t make this stuff up.

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MomMega August 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm

How are you not cracking up all the time???

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anymommy August 6, 2008 at 9:32 pm

A bonus post – fun! I’ve always loved the word buttocks. I didn’t know they could be chopped off though, ouch.

Me: Glug, glug. Seriously, second glass down.

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Z August 7, 2008 at 6:32 am

I love your kids and the things they say. Seriously. This is what’s missing from my life 😉

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Kath August 7, 2008 at 9:12 am

I hope you’re keeping a notebook filled with these for your book. You can’t make this stuff up!!!

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180/360 August 8, 2008 at 3:39 pm

HAHA!! That’s funny. I can only imagine what mine will come up with when they are a little older.

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