Back Up Plan

by Marinka on July 28, 2011

Young Ladrinka and I had a talk last week about how although it’s important to have dreams and goals and all that crap, you should have a back up plan in case the whole professional baseball job doesn’t work out for him.

And he listened and he understood and he is working on a new plan.

That seems to involve buying lottery tickets.

I was going to launch into the whole “the lottery is stupid, it’s a tax on poor people,” but The A-List was on and I’m not going to miss those bitches just to have an educational moment with some kid.  Ok, my kid.

So I decided to do that thing that’s really popular in parenting  circles these days– letting him experience the natural consequence of his actions.  There’s a lot to love about that approach.  Especially that it doesn’t actually require me to do anything except sit back, read a magazine and wait for the parenting rewards to come in.

And I did.  And they did did.

Except there was a glitch.

Because he won.

$6 and a free lottery ticket, but still.

With my luck, he’ll probably win a kazillion dollars with his free ticket.

And then I’ll be the one thinking of a back up plan.

 

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Alison@Mama Wants This
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July 28, 2011 at 3:54 am

I’d take advantage of that crazy luck and get more tickets. Just sayin’.

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Becky
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July 28, 2011 at 7:22 am

Skimming the post title, I was expecting a review of the JLo film. But I’m pretty sure Young Ladrinka’s story is much better and more entertaining.

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Anthony from CharismaticKid
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July 28, 2011 at 8:41 am

Yeah, ain’t that “natural consequences” method awesome? Reminds me of this funny book I discovered:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=153301991380328

Makes me wanna know what could be behind the cover of THAT book.

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Mo
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July 28, 2011 at 9:49 am

Just drop him off at a casino in Atlantic City for a few hours with a 50 dollar bill. You could watch some tv in peace. He’d either learn that gambling doesn’t pay – or he’d hit it big and you’d be rich! Or someone would call child protective services. So many possibilities.

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Catherine
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July 28, 2011 at 10:28 am

If it were me I’d let him win the millions and then support me forevermore. That would be my back up plan!

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anna ~ random handprints July 28, 2011 at 10:37 am

ha! i remember my mom teaching me a similar lesson when we were on vacation in the carribean. she let me put a quarter in a slot machine so i could see how i would just lose it and instead i won a few hundred bucks. lights going on the machine, quarters streaming out, i’m sure it was just like she imagined.

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Megan July 28, 2011 at 10:37 am

Is this HIS dollar he’s spending or yours? Because if he wins millions, that could be an issue.

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beyond July 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm

but, he can’t legally win until he’s 18, right? so the money would be yours. i would totally encourage him if i were you… (plan a trip to vegas perhaps?)

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Nancy
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July 28, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Dontcha just love it when your great parenting ideas come back to bit you in the ass. But maybe you should try the old: I’ll let him invite (insert favorite movie star) over for dinner. Because of course he won’t come.

hey, it’s worth a shot.

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Andrea July 28, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Would you please have him pick some numbers for me? This lotto pool I’ve been in with coworkers for the last five years hasn’t paid diddly…

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dusty earth mother July 28, 2011 at 10:26 pm

Okay if I bring Young Ladrinka with me when I play bingo with Mama Rose?

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Rachael
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July 29, 2011 at 12:09 am

I’m sorry how did Young Ladrinka acquire this said lotto ticket? If it’s his dollar but your effort that afforded him the winning ticket I say you make him go halfsies and also include the taxes. Another hard lesson learned.

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joeinvegas July 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Your backup plan should be ‘live in the big house your rich son buys you, and if he doesn’t buy you one then just live with him’

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