Happy New Year, everyone!
Let’s get the New Year started on the right foot by answering the question that’s been on my mind, oh, since FOREVER.
As in all the past I’m Right, You’re Wrong posts, I will present you with a disagreement that I’ve been having with a loved one, without disclosing which position I am taking, and ask you to weigh in. There are no right or wrong answers here! Just learning!
Dilemma: Do vaginas breathe and does wearing underwear to bed cut off..vagina’s oxygen supply?
Disageers: Mama and Marinka
Position One: Maria Ivanovna (Russian slang for vagina. Don’t ask.) needs to breathe. If you wear underwear to bed, she suffocate because underwear choke her.
Position Two: Wearing underwear to bed does not kill vagina.
What say you?
I’m at The Mouthy Housewives today, advising a woman whose husband did something that would flip.me.the.fuck.out.