I’m Right, You’re Wrong is back.
Dilemma: Should a 12 year old girl get a pair of $58 shorts?
Disagreers: Marinka and Marinka’s 12 year old daughter. As always, I will not reveal who is Position One and who is Position Two, to preserve the integrity of this post.
Position One: Yes! They look great! And they’re really well-made so they’ll last the whole summer! And when I outgrow them, I can hand them down to a smaller friend, so it’s like recycling and good for the environment.
Position Two: FIFTY-EIGHT AMERICAN DOLLARS? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND HIGHWAY ROBBERY! WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE $12.50 SHORTS FROM OLD NAVY? I CAN’T EVEN TELL THEM APART!
Position One: You seriously can’t tell them apart?
Position Two: No, I don’t think I can.
Position One: If you seriously can’t tell Abercrombie and Old Navy apart, I don’t see how we can possibly continue this conversation.
One year ago ...
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