So he lost his wedding ring when it flew off his finger because he lost so much weight and then he got another one and then recently as he was packing for a business trip, he reached into a folder to grab some papers and OMFG, his original wedding band was there.
And then he turns to me and asks me if I’d placed it there.
Yes, I did.
I grabbed his wedding band in January, watched as he plunked down $700 for another one, then waited four more months and then one day decided to show give his original ring back to him.
I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in that kind of deferred gratification.
We were super happy that he found his Wedding Ring 1.0, except now he has 2 rings and one wife, so the ratio is off.
We are not sure what to do.
Husbandrinka is thinking that he should return the second wedding ring, but it is the one that fits better.
So if he returns Wedding Ring 2.0, he will need to get the Wedding Ring 1.0 re-sized. There’s the possibility of returning the first one, but Mama said that it was a Very Bad Sign.
Instead Mama suggested that he wear WR 2.0 and keep WR 1.0 in case he ever re-gains the weight and then the first one will fit again.
And then Peajaye suggested that we hoard all the gold in case of the Apocalypse so that we can survive for a few more weeks. But I don’t know, the Apocalypse doesn’t sound like something that I’d like to survive. Besides, I’m worried that it would feed into the anti-semitic gold-hoarding stereotypes.
Husbandrinka suggested that he take a second wife to solve the wedding band surplus, which makes a lot of sense, but I have a feeling it’s one of those quick-fix solutions that I’d come to regret even if I can’t exactly put my ringed finger on why.
What do you think? Which ring should he wear? What should he do with the other one? Do you want to be his second wife? (It has to be celestial, obviously, so this is not some sort of a freaky second wife contest or anything).