Spam

by Marinka on November 13, 2010

I’m not a xenophobe (assuming that xenophobe means a fear xenos), but I don’t understand why we must export all our jobs to other countries. For example, with unemployment rates so high at home certainly we can get some Americans to write Spam and not rely on foreigners to do so.

Take a look at the comments that my Spam filter caught:

As a matter of a fact this is not news for me. But still thanks to the author.

I have a difference of the opinion, would be interested in discuss.

I will appreciate article, I learn much!!

There are more, but you get the idea. My favorite part is that they are all comments to my “About” page. Which. admittedly, is my best article. And they’re written by friends that I haven’t met yet with names like CheepViagra and BigMatureBosom.

Surely Americans, with our rich history of personal freedoms and equality of opportunity, could do better!

Like this email I got last night.

It’s very beautiful! To have a big penis!

(And no, it wasn’t from a former daddy blogger.)

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Peajaye
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November 13, 2010 at 9:02 am

Me laugh very pretty one day.
http://www.igiveyoutechsupport.com

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Keyona
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November 13, 2010 at 9:12 am

Hey, at least you get spam to your blog. I gets nothing.

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Awesome dude November 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

It’s very beautiful! To have a big penis!

They won my heart on this one.

But, I first read payos…like facial hair on the side Orthodox Jews wear.

Can be counted as Freudian slip.

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Whitney
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November 13, 2010 at 8:41 pm

How come the only spam I get is someone asking my broke ass for money?!

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Loukia November 13, 2010 at 11:00 pm

Ah, yes, good old spam. Where everyday I’m a millionaire seventeen times over. If only…

And after I figure out what the hell this means:

“If you receive this notice, we request you to kindly acknowledge officially to enable us file in all necessary legal documents to the paying bank for the urgent release of your inheritance. ”

Huh?

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Glamamom
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November 14, 2010 at 12:17 am

I get spam mostly on the same post too- the one I wrote about this year’s BlogHer {insert joke here}

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Jonathan November 14, 2010 at 1:11 pm

But this is the only job Rodiney can get!

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dusty earth mother November 14, 2010 at 4:32 pm

I get religious spam. Things like “God say faith America politics danger.” I don’t know much, but I do know that God do not say that.

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the mama bird diaries
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November 14, 2010 at 9:22 pm

That stuff is spam?! I thought those were my friends from my semester abroad.

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Neil
Twitter:
November 14, 2010 at 9:27 pm

I collect my foreign-written, poorly-written spam, in case I ever have to teach an English as Second Language class.

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Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him
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November 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm

I get Spam that only Japanese cockatiels could have written, not even humans. I like the ones, like this one I got today, where they promise ‘more to come’, like we’ll sit around waiting for that train of illogical statements and grammatical errors to pull into the station.

“genuinely have to mention you establish some good points and definitely will post a variety of choices to add in just after a day or two.”

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From Belgium November 15, 2010 at 2:47 am

mmmh, I only get spam genre: ‘drunk students with russian sailors party much’ or ‘more penis needed? ‘.

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Sophie@Fabrications November 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

I like spam. You can cut it up into neat slices, and lightly fry it on a pan, and serve with canned corn. For dessert – canned mystery fruit.

Also, and beside the point somewhat, the beauty of big penises is way better than emails filled with movies of deranged kitties doing not-really-funny stuff.

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pamela dayton time
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November 15, 2010 at 8:54 pm

I’ve been getting the “it’s a beautiful thing to have a gigundo penis” spam three or four times a day this week. No matter how hard they try, they will be unable to convince me that I would be more beautiful if I had an enormous penis. They should convince me that my vagina would be happier if I had an enormous penis. I might believe that one.

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