Apparently, He’s Not Kristian Either

by Marinka on December 9, 2009

The other day, my 8 year old son asked me:

“When Jesus is reincarnated on Christmas, does it mean that she comes back to life then?”

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Ann's Rants December 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm

OMG, He is totally going to be a Womyns Studies Major. Wait. Do they have Wiccan Studies Majors? #amnotwriting

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Catherine
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December 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm

OMFG, I think I may have just developed a crush on your son. Stop me, somebody.

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peajaye
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December 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm

and you said, what? “No more Christmas/Beauty pageants sponsored by the Gay Men’s Choir for you, young man!”?…

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Jane December 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Marinka you’ve taught the lad well, such an intelligent child…
He will do well in life, he will be very rich and support his wonderful Mother.

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Rachel Cotterill December 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm

That made me laugh 🙂

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Jen December 9, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Well…. that’s sort of close to how it works. I think.

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Keyona
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December 9, 2009 at 4:00 pm

I totally love him.

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CSY December 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm

He is AWESOME!!!

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Heather December 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Hilarious! Your kid rocks.

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rimarama
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December 9, 2009 at 9:51 pm

He’s enlightened, that’s good!

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Mary @ Holy Mackerel
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December 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm

Ummm, I don’t get it…

But I’m sure he’s wonderful! Can he explain it to me, whatever it is?

I must be having a very deep blonde moment, or two…

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Elisa
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December 10, 2009 at 8:34 am

Awesomeness. I knew God was a woman, but Jesus too? This is super good news.

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forsakenidentity December 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Totally makes sense, given the holy trinity..
If God’s a woman that would mean that Jesus (well, and the holy ghost, too) is also one.
Smart boy, your son. ^^

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Hoodchick December 10, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Whoa! Jesus was reincarnated??? Then why do people make such a big deal about that whole crucification thing?

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