Hypothetical

by Marinka on June 16, 2009

If your friend John calls you on your cell phone over the weekend, while you’re at your son’s baseball game and you don’t pick up because you are busy cheering or maybe gossiping with other moms, and then he calls again while you’re on your way home, and you don’t pick up because you are talking to your daughter about the book that she is reading, and then when you are at home, he calls the third time, and as you pick up, you hear him unleash a string of profanities the mildest one of which is “Where is that fucking whore?” because he knows that you’d get a kick out of it, what do you do?

Well, if you’re me, you pretend that you’re my daughter and say, “Uncle John, is that you?” because that totally scared the shit out of him and taught him a lesson.

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