I am a 7 Year Old Boy

by Marinka on July 26, 2008

Yesterday morning I went to Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s not important why I went. Anyway, the man in front of me was ordering and said “I want a large number 2.” Now, I knew that you could Order by the Numbers at Dunkin’ Donuts, but still I could not stop laughing.

Number 2! and a Large Number 2 at that!

By the way, my son told me that Number 3 was diarrhea and Number 4 was vomit. Yes, these are the highbrow discussions that we have at our house, but really, how long can you talk discuss Nietzche before everyone’s going around in circles?

One year ago ...

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Jill July 26, 2008 at 4:17 am

I have to laugh because my brother used to say the same thing! Of course, I had to join in with him…


LiteralDan July 26, 2008 at 9:15 am

I totally agree, and let me just say, “I am a 7-year-old boy.” (Cue dramatic cycle of everyone standing up everywhere and solemnly stating the same.)


Insta-mom July 26, 2008 at 10:10 am

I had no idea there was a number 3 and a number 4. I need to check in with my 8-year-old more often.


anymommy July 26, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I want to come and live at your house. I also want to work with the Bloggess after her last post, but that would be a hell of a commute between NYC and Texas.


Melissa July 27, 2008 at 7:41 pm

That was classic. I’ll never be able to order by the numbers again. 🙂


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