Thank you everyone for your input about the back cover of the book.
Your advice has been very important and it’s getting us closer to the best Nicki’s ass can ever be.
Peajaye did another work up of it and after seeing it I am confident that I will never have another olive again.
So I wrote back and asked if the cat butt can be smaller and also less prominent and Peajaye broke down and asked me to photograph Nicki’s butt because apparently he’s not a cat butt expert and has exhausted his cat butt Googling skills.
And I did. Because as a children’s book author, I feel a certain responsibility for accuracy. I’m thinking of the children, you see.
And then I emailed Peajaye the photo of Nicki’s butt and I’m telling you, I must have quadruple checked the email address, because that’s not the kind of message that you want to mis-address.
Nicki wasn’t happy about it, either.
But Peajaye found the photo super-helpful, so that’s certainly a relief.
And now we’re stuck on the cover.
So, again, I need your input.
I may have made an offhand comment about the cover looking a little too “Come, little children, join the gay life!” because Peajaye then reworked it a bit to this:
VERY FUNNY, PEAJAYE. I AM PROTECTING THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA. Against inter-species marriage, apparently.
By the way, when I explained all this to my Mama and showed her the photo of Nicki’s ass that I emailed to Peajaye, she just said, “if someone didn’t know you, they’d think you were insane.”
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