Mom, I want to know something but I don’t want to ask you.
You can ask me anything, Young Ladrinka.
Would you rather ask Dad?
No. It’s about that puberty talk we had at school.
I will tell you anything that you want to know.
Ok, forget it.
Well, is it true that if you have two kids, it means you had to do it more than once?
Oh my god.
Except if you have twins. Then, once is enough.
But that’s really unusual.
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What I didn’t tell Young Ladrinka is that because he was difficult to conceive (remind me to put him in a huge time out for that) I had to do it many times.
I’m saving that story for his birthday present. As a surprise.
I’m over at The Mouthy Housewives today, advising a woman whose husband acts like a giant baby and won’t take responsibility for his own health and well-being. Please check it out!
One year ago ...
- Update! - 2010