I have a lot to update on and rather than do a long, drawn out post filled with things like “truth” and “facts” I decided to do a faux Q & A to answer the burning questions (if they also starts to itch, see a doctor!)
Here we go!
How is your skin cancer? Are the stitches off? Did you have a full body skin check?
Yes! The stitches came off on Wednesday and I had a skin check this week too. The doctor biopsied something on my shoulder, but he is not worried about it.
Probably because it wasn’t on his shoulder.
By the way, did you know that you had skin on your back, where you can’t even see it?! What’s the point of that?
How is your Top Secret Writing Project With Your Daughter going?
Great! In the sense that she is still totally not doing anything because she’s busy with her own life. So it hasn’t been very demanding.
However, we recently got the Wacom Bamboo Tablet (affiliate link! click and order many expensive things!) to assist us with this Writing Project, so she’s been a little bit more motivated. Like now she can draw things and draw around photographs and it’s super cool.
I also decided to use a reader’s suggestion and Sophie’s Choiced the kids, by telling Young Ladrinka that he could work on the Writing Project with me instead and he said “ok, but it’ll have to have superheroes and violence.”
We solved the problem of super-expensive Abercrombie & Fitch shorts vs. inexpensive but fashionally offensive Old Navy by getting some less expensive Abercrombie & Fitch shorts. This way everyone is the equal amount of happy and unhappy, so it’s a huge success.
I loved the suggestions of having her do chores in order to afford the shorts herself, but she is already doing chores to earn money for her big trip to California.
Also, if you’re not reading The Mouthy Housewives, you’re missing this out. This week alone, we told a woman how to deal with her boob-showing friend on Facebook, gave Congressman Anthony Weiner some much-needed guidance, told a preggo what to do about her touchy-feely husband, counseled a woman whose husband gets migraines and helped a mom whose kid loves to read on the toilet.
So go read and learn. You deserve our wisdom. And if you have a question that you’d like The Mouthy Housewives to tackle, drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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- Literary Genius - 2013