Thank You!

by Marinka on October 15, 2011

I’ve been so, so excited about Wanted Cat, the website and Wanted: Cat our inter-species children’s book!

And very grateful for all the support it received from my friends and fellow patriots Wendi and Anna and Stasha and Shari,and Barbara, who doesn’t have a blog, and who has been so supportive and you, what are you waiting for exactly, an invitation?!

It basically goes without saying that if you love America and children, you should get a copy of Wanted: Cat.

Although the book appears to have an unintended effect of having children want to get a cat.

But that’s better than children begging for heroin or video games, right?!

Still not convinced? Let me help you.

Heroin- Expensive, illegal, addictive

Wanted: Cat- Only $9.95, absolutely legal and gets your child addicted to reading!

Video Games- Make your kid into a moron, loud and expensive

Wanted: Cat- Numerous studies link childhood reading with being able to take care of aging parents in comfort and style later on in life, quiet as a mouse reading time, only $9.95.

Is the choice not clear?

Do you not love your children?

Or your country?

You know what to do.

If you would like a copy of the Wanted: Cat, but cannot afford it, or would like to donate it to your Public Library or school, please contact me at MarinkaNYC@Gmail.com and I’ll do my best.

Thank you.

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christy October 15, 2011 at 3:20 pm

The comparisons to video games and heroin convinced me. Just snapped up my copy on Amazon. Happy weekend to you!

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Marinka October 15, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Thank you, Christy! It’s so nice to see that there are wonderful mothers out there who love their children.

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anymommy October 15, 2011 at 9:19 pm

I’m giving my kids your book for Christmas … but I am never giving them a cat.

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tracy@sellabitmum
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October 16, 2011 at 6:37 am

I am also saving it for a holiday gift – but I’ll be damned if we need another cat as you know I’ve turned into an old cat lady just like you and I cannot seem to stop blogging about my damn cats. Your book was mentioned in my last damn cat post…gotta love them kind of sort of… http://sellabitmum.com/2011/10/13/why-cats-are-terrible-birthday-party-guests/

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Anna Lefler
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October 16, 2011 at 9:43 am

Heroin?

I smell a SEQUEL, baby!

You can call it WANTED: HORSE. We’ll know what you mean. *wink*

XO

A.

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Alexandra
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October 16, 2011 at 11:55 am

You are so wonderful.

(pssst…you’ve inspired me. I’m writing my own book WANTED: rich man)

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Kate Coveny Hood
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October 16, 2011 at 10:35 pm

I need to order this. But I also need to not have pets… Chris is practically like a fourth child – I’ll just read it to him.

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annie October 17, 2011 at 10:23 am

I just ordered it and I HATE cats! But I LOVE you so there ya go :)

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b a seagull
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October 17, 2011 at 11:14 am

…and because I don’t have a website, you know that I am one of many people solely impressed with your talent and determination. barbara

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