The Perils of Marrying a Heterosexual Man

by Marinka on January 21, 2012

Marinka: Heidi and Seal are auf wiedersehen.

Husbandrinka: What?

Marinka: Heidi and Seal are auf wiedersehen.

Husbandrinka: Heidi is.. a person? And seal is a seal?

Marinka: OMG.

Husbandrinka: Who is Heidi?

Marinka: Heidi Klumberg.

Husbandrinka: Heidi Klum? What is Seal?

Marinka: Sealberg! Her husband, SEAL.

Husbandrinka: Heidi Klum is married?

Marinka: $%^#@*&!!!

One year ago ...

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Erin@MommyontheSpot January 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Bwahahaha! Hil-arious!

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GrandeMocha
Twitter:
January 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

That’s what we are here for, to gossip with.

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Cranky Old Man
Twitter:
January 21, 2012 at 2:11 pm

OK,Heidi is that little farm girl on the mountian in Switzerland, who the heck is Seal?

Cranky Old Man

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suburbancorrespondent
Twitter:
January 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I can top that. Who IS Heidi Klum, anyway?

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Liz @ PeaceLoveGuac
Twitter:
January 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Save the Baby Seals!!

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Olga
Twitter:
January 21, 2012 at 10:29 pm

LOL! Well, it’s ‘babies’ then

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Tonya January 21, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Had the EXACT conversation with my husband. Although it ended with him asking me if the article said where Heidi might be staying.

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Magpie January 21, 2012 at 9:16 pm

I’m kind of with your husband here. But I’m going to send this to my (gay) matron of honor. I’ll report back.

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Becky
Twitter:
January 22, 2012 at 9:39 am

My husband only knows Heidi because of my obsession with Project Runway.

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Marta
Twitter:
January 22, 2012 at 9:46 am

Haha.

Now a moment of silence for this devastating news.

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Kara
Twitter:
January 22, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Men!

Clueless in so many ways. Best of luck to you with all of that wonderfulness.

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the mama bird diaries
Twitter:
January 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Hilarious.

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Stasha
Twitter:
January 22, 2012 at 11:45 pm

I am reading this while brushing teeth in the morning. Told my husband ( because it is breaking news) and he says he already knows. Then he adds: celebrities are lucky because after having a rough year they can afford to get divorced. Doesn’t that make Husbadrinka look good?

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Anna January 23, 2012 at 2:38 pm

After you finish your US Weekly (on the day it arrives), I suggest you leave it on his pillow as a subtle hint that he get with the PROGRAM. This isn’t a third-world country. Time to get literate, sir.

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Lady Jennie January 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Oh! I really thought this post was going to be about clothes.

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