The other day I was sitting around, thinking about how I was so much better than other people. Oh, don’t get excited. I don’t mean First Responders or anything, but you know, regular people. Like you and me.
But that’s not important right now, I just felt like sharing. My blog, you know.
So I’m better than everyone else, except for First Responders and maybe Doctors Without Borders, and I like to spend my time reading TMZ. I hope you don’t have to ask me ridiculous questions like why? and what’s that? So I’m reading TMZ, and don’t judge, I’m sure that if First Responders weren’t busy rescuing people and if Doctors Without Borders weren’t busy looking for those borders, they’d totally be reading TMZ as well. It’s not my fault that I have a crippling selfish condition that prevents me from helping others.
Anyway. I’m reading TMZ about how mad everyone is at Casey Anthony, because although the jury acquitted her of murder, she got off on a technicality of being O.J. Simpson. I think. I didn’t follow the trial. But TMZ is going on and on how everyone is so sick of Casey Anthony and never wants to hear of her again, and to prove this point, they put an poll on their site. Just so that everyone can vote repeatedly to show how little they care about Casey Anthony.
Let’s take a look at the Casey Anthony menu!
I love how the options go from one’s anticipated reaction to seeing Casey Anthony on the street to a decision whether or not one would date her. I mean, wouldn’t that depend? Like if you were single or heterosexual or male?
I find the question is leading and I object.
But my favorite question is whether someone would ever watch her on the Today Show. And you’ll notice that’s the only question that I exposed the answer to. Because I don’t know a lot, but I do know that every single one of those 66% of 207,439 people who said that no, they would not watch Casey Anthony on the Today Show are totally lying. It’s sort of a rule, I think, that if you answer an anonymous poll about someone online, the only reason you’re not watching her on The Today Show is because you’re online at the bookstore picking up her book.
So did Casey Anthony get away with murder? I don’t know. I just said that I was the best person out there, not the smartest. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more protest polls to vote in.
I’m over at The Mouthy Housewives today– talking about s-e-c-k-s.
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