We Weekly Chat!

by Marinka on April 30, 2011

Forgive me, friends, for I have sinned.

For I have gone weeks without hosting a We Weekly Chat.

Let’s have an absolutory glass of Chardonnay and move on, shall we? This week, in Us Weekly:

* A three-way Who Wore It Best-offm with Jordin Sparks getting the bronze with a mere 7%. I think US Weekly should have it be between 40 people, just to make it more mathematically interesting.

*The Feud of the Week is between Donald Trump and Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry refused to perform at Donald’s son’s charity gala. I don’t think there’s a bigger asshole than Donald Trump in NYC right now, but this is his son! And it’s for charity. And yet, I’m on Jerry’s side.

* Hey, do you have a body part that you hate? You’re not alone! Stars hate your body parts, too! What? Oh, they hate their own. Gwynneth Paltrow hates her “long, square butt.” And Angelina hates her lips. Poor thing.

* 53% of US readers don’t think that Lindsay Lohan should play Victoria Gotti. I don’t know why.

* Stars They’re Just Like US! Look at Halle Berry, feeding a parking meter like a mortal! And Leighton Meester walking her dog. And not on water, either! Whoa, is that Ryan Philippe using his cell phone?!

* The cover story is about Khloe Kardashian being tortured for her weight! Even by her mom! I can’t bring myself to care about this story at all. Unless her mom was waterboarding her, of course. Then I’ll be all over it.

* The Twilight kids filmed a honeymoon scene. And there’s a photo of Kristen Stewart smoking. I guess she’s waiting for the studies on smoking to come in more conclusively.

* Adulterers LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got married. Mazel Tov to the happy couple. I’m fuming because they chose “I Got You Babe” as their song and that was MY SONG WITH HUSBANDRINKA.

* Secrets of the Bride: A source confides to having seen a pack of Camel Lights in Kate’s purse. OMG. I always thought she was a Marlboro Reds kind of commoner. Also, and please prepare yourself, but apparently Kate is known to recycle her look. She’s been photographed wearing the same jacket on four separate occasions. Thanks for stealing my fashion secret, Kate!

* Just as I was becoming nervous that this would be the one issue of US Weekly where I didn’t see a photograph of pregnant Hate Kudson (fine. Kate Hudson), there’s a Q&A with her about her New Baby Bliss. Please don’t confuse it with her Old Baby Inertia.

That’s all I got from US Weekly this week!

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Melissa @ married my sugar daddy
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 11:30 am

MARINKA… U NEED TO HAVE YOUR OWN COLUMN IN US WEEKLY– can I be your manager?!! After a very sad week- this post is making me smile I especially like the Hate kudson

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Stasha
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 12:47 pm

I am so happy. Because, though I still don’t know of most people you wrote about, I knew:
the song you referred to and the fact Duchess of Cambridge did her own make-up on her wedding day.
Now I will go and Google who got Miss Kudson pregnant.

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Miss Britt
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 12:56 pm

What I’ve learned is that celebrities pay parking meters a lot, which is not at ALL like my life.

I guess I need to fire my driver so I can be more like a celebrity.

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tracy
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Small world! Our song was “I Got You Babe” also!

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Bitchin' Amy
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I missed the US Weekly update, thanks for resurrecting it!

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Alexandra
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 3:58 pm

I told you Kate was a skanky cigarette smoking thing in your last US weekly chat, remember?

Us weekly told us that Kate had prefound out that William would be at this charity fashion show she was going to walk the high rise on and so she had her designer friend draw up a SEE THROUGH dress?

Hook, line, and sinker.

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the mama bird diaries
Twitter:
April 30, 2011 at 6:34 pm

“I guess she’s waiting for the studies on smoking to come in more conclusively.”

You’re funny even when you’re steaming mad at the tutor.

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Misfit Mommy
Twitter:
May 1, 2011 at 12:25 am

I think I’d have to agree that Lindsay shouldn’t play Victoria Gotti. It’d kinda be like the Lucky Charms Leprechaun playing Fred Flintstone.

Just sayin’

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shafeena
Twitter:
May 1, 2011 at 2:39 am

Haha… me personally do not have patience to go through magazines !! so this one is great !! just recaps 😀

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Becky Rice
Twitter:
May 1, 2011 at 9:38 am

Gwynneth Paltrow can kiss my not very long, square butt with Angelina Jolie’s lips.

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A Mommy in the City
Twitter:
May 2, 2011 at 10:37 am

Honestly I just can’t go through those magazines anymore. So thank you for the recap!

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