Winning Strategy

by Marinka on February 5, 2009

I think this all started with Indecent Proposal, where (spoiler alert!) Demi Moore has sex with Robert Redford for one million dollars and then her husband is all upset about it, because the money’s great, but his wife is, well, a whore, which makes him cranky.

So then normal people started asking their friends if they’d sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars (and the answer is, “sure, but where would I get the million dollars?”) and then the game degenerates into someone asking “for fun”, “who’s the most disgusting person that you’d sleep with for a million dollars?” to see who will outgross everyone else. And trust me on this, people will say “Tom Cruise, he’s such a Scientologist and a weirdo” or “Mel Gibson–that drunk Republican anti-semite.”

Well, I’m here to share my winning strategy.

“A threesome with Andy Rooney and Giuliani.”

No one will beat you and it’s not like you’ll have to prove it by actually having sex with these people, so what do you have to lose?

Well, maybe your dignity, but since you’re playing this game in the first place, I’m guessing you’re not at the local Mensa chapter meeting to begin with. Or whatever the dignity equivalent of Mensa is.

Have a great weekend and good luck getting that image out of your mind!


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And have you been to Secret Spineless Whine yet? I think you really owe it to yourself to check it out.

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