Yum!

by Marinka on March 9, 2010

Fantastic news, everyone!

New York City chef Daniel Angerer is now serving cheese made from his wife’s breast milk!

If you’re like me, this means that your gastronomical prayers have been answered. Why put up with one more morsel of the same old cow-sheep-goat cheese while dining out, when you can have Lori Mason cheese. What? Oh, Lori Mason is the chef’s wife/dairy supplier.

What could be more wholesome!

Still not persuaded? Well, according to the chef, the flavor depends on a variety of factors, such as what the cheese is served with (The New York Post says Angerer recommends a Riesling ((and a generous palmful of Xanax never hurt anyone)) ) as well as the mother’s diet. (Disclaimer: Xanax should be taken only in dosage prescribed by your doctor, unless you and Michael Jackson shared a doctor, in which case, cut the dosage by 10).

I am very excited about that part about the mother’s diet.

Because say your diet is low on leafy greens this week. Why not call the restaurant ahead of time and ask that Lori bulk up on kale! And grab a cube of tofu, while you’re at it, please, I could use some protein. Three birds, one stone.

And more wonderfulness to come! According to the New York Post, Lori has suggested to her husband that he make gelato using her milk.

I am a bit concerned about how much milk this woman is producing and how 10 week old baby feels about this. When I was nursing, a lactation consultant told me that a mother can produce enough milk to feed the Red Army.

Although I bet that the Red Army are not the Riesling types.

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Loralee
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 9:25 am

Oh my hell.

OH my hell.

Oh MY hell.

Oh my HELL.

I am so excited to go eat breakfast now.

(Hurl.)

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Keyona
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 9:27 am

Thanks for the early morning gag! I may be a bit jealous since I didn’t produce enough milk for feed Lael. Maybe this baby in my belly will be luckier.

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mel
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 9:28 am

how friggin odd. I’d like to see some reviews on this cheese

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Wendi
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 10:00 am

I don’t want to hear you say another negative thing about Texas ever again.

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Coco
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm

So true.

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amy2boys
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 10:26 am

People are insane.

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Jane March 9, 2010 at 11:00 am

WTF!?

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Vicki
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 11:11 am

Udderly atrocious.

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Sophie, Inzaburbs March 9, 2010 at 11:18 am

Words fail me.

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Kate Coveny Hood
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 11:52 am

I find that disturbing on so many levels… Takes “buying the cow when you can get the milk for free” to a whole new level.

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Maddnessofme March 9, 2010 at 12:36 pm

barf.

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Coco
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm

This may turn me off all dairy products no matter where it comes from. Gag.

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Sophie March 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Now I know how to make an extra $$$ next time I have a baby and am sitting up crying at nights ’cause I can’t produce enough milk for it.

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soccermom March 9, 2010 at 1:32 pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is sooooooo nasty. I guess I am still stuck on, only babies should be drinking breast milk. I must lead a very sheltered life.

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Julie March 9, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Not that I ever watch it….but I just happened to be switching channels this morning and Kelly Ripa actually ate the aforementioned cheese. Thought I was gonna barf.

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christy March 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm

This is just so gross I don’t even know what to say. Ewwww gross about sums it up.

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Roshni March 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I would DEFINITELY like to know what the baby is feeling right now!

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Coma Girl
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Something tells me this might catch on and be the new “in” thing.

Only in NYC.

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traci March 9, 2010 at 8:01 pm

American’s hawking breast milk? Maybe she has a period I can purchase as well?

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Blognut
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm

For the love of God! I can’t imagine this is good. Is it?

It’s got to be a publicity thing, right?

Right?

Please say it’s not true.

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GrandeMocha
Twitter:
March 9, 2010 at 11:09 pm

Does the health department know?

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Melanie March 9, 2010 at 11:15 pm

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Crys March 10, 2010 at 8:45 am

That’s disgusting. But some women DO produce enough to feed the Red Army….and the Marines…the Navy…Air Force…I am SO glad I’m DONE with the baby making!

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I'm Nate's Mom March 10, 2010 at 8:56 am

My first thought was “eww,” too, but I clicked the link and read the guy’s blog and all the comments. He’s not selling it, just feeding his own family with it, which, apparently, many women do (ice cream, popsicles, milk shakes, etc). Still, no thanks!

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Jayme March 10, 2010 at 11:41 am

Now that is just creepy!!!!!!

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magpie March 10, 2010 at 11:13 pm

i’ve been hearing about this, and it even came up at a board meeting i was at tonight – but i hadn’t seen his blog post, with RECIPE. oh lordy, lordy. thank you for sharing. public service you’re providing here.

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thecheckoutgirl
Twitter:
March 11, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Am I the only one here who is not freaked out? In fact, it’s kind of cool. Think of it as recycling.

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