A Conversation With My Daughter

by Marinka on April 3, 2010

Scene: My in-laws’ house in North Carolina.

My 11 year old daughter is taking a break from the stress of playing MiniClip on the computer, and relaxing with some television.

Marinka: Have you done any reading at all this vacation?

TV watching daughter: What?

Marinka: Have you read your book at all this vacation?

TV watching daughter: What? No.

Marinka: If you don’t read, you will become a moron and not get into a good college.

TV watching daughter: When I’m on vacation, I don’t want to curl up with a book. I want to explore and learn new things.

Marinka: You’re watching Handy Manny.

TV watching daughter:
Que?

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sarah April 3, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Ha! Yeah, that didn’t make any sense to me, either!

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Coco
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April 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm

What? Everyone knows that Handy Manny is the gateway to an Ivy League education. LOL.

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alexandra
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April 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Training for a career in international relations, that child is clearly genius.

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anna see April 3, 2010 at 4:43 pm

well, i’m on vacation right now and i can’t seem to pull myself away from the laptop. you know i’m a genius and worthy of imitation, right?

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Monster Dude April 3, 2010 at 6:31 pm

What about “young miss” and the “butterfly group”?????

Is Landrinka reading anything ever?

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Allyson April 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm

Handy Manny is the gateway cartoon for more intellectually challenging shows like Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego, Go. You shouldn’t stunt her intellectual curiousity by making her stop now.

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vodkamom April 4, 2010 at 7:41 am

What are these things called books that you speak of?????????

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Denise April 5, 2010 at 9:58 am

Loca!

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Sophie April 6, 2010 at 7:20 am

Sorry to tell you this, but even my 2-yr old has no patience for handy Manny. On the brighter side, my brother read nothing until he was 17, and he still became an engineer.

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Catootes
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April 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm

I think Handy Manny might be preferrable to the reruns of Family Matters that my kids like to watch in the morning.

Please make it stop.

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