I interrupt your weekend to bring you a snippet of a fight that I enjoyed with Husbandrinka last night.
OMFG, you ALWAYS do this. Always. I can’t stand it anymore. You’re driving me crazy. You are the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I can’t live like this. HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
Marinka, this is what those moronic magazines that you read would call “not fighting fair.” We’ll talk about this when you’ve calmed down.
Let me ask you, would you be able to live with someone who called your reading choices moronic?
And you’ll be happy to know that I’ve been able to forgive him and he promised to buy 2% milk like I’ve been asking for thirteen years and not that artery-clogging whole milk that he has been determined to kill me with.
One year ago ...
- Saturday Night Special - 2012