Today is Thursday, which means that tomorrow is US Weekly Chat on Motherhood in NYC, or as some losers refer to it, Friday. This would be a wonderful time for you to go out and grab a copy of US Weekly so that tomorrow, when the discussion is underway, you’re not all “d’oh!” and “I didn’t realize that it would today” and a whole bunch of other excuses that no one bought in high school either.
Or, if you’re on a budget, just go to the grocery store and paw through the latest issue.
And here’s a little Q&A I put together to answer some questions that you probably didn’t even know you had about US Weekly Chat.
What is US Weekly Chat?
US Weekly Chat is a post that I put up every Friday afternoon. I’ll recap some of the more important stories and points and lovingly open it up for discussion.
Can anyone join US Weekly Chat?
Yes. US Weekly Chat is open to all U.S. residents, age 18 and over. Fine, we’ll take some foreigners, too.
What if I have nothing to say?
NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT CELEBRITIES? Report to your nearest emergency medical care establishment where they will run your vitals. You should probably fill out a toe tag while you’re at it.
Why are you doing this?
This is my way of giving back to the blogging community that I love so much. I’m a giver. And a winner.
Why did you pick US Weekly instead of another weekly, like People or OK?
Excellent question, even if I did make it up myself.
US Weekly is perfect because it focuses exclusively on celebrities, so there’s none of that “Real People” nonsense that People likes to bring out. And I refuse to believe that one word of OK is true, including the name of the rag.
Will be have a badge to proudly display our membership and participation in US Weekly Chat?
It can’t be a blog thing if it don’t have no bling.
US Weekly Chat is less about flashy bling and more about intellectual development.
More exciting news! Every Thursday starting today I’m going to be over at MamaPop, doing something super fun. I really think that I was born to do this, and I was delighted to be invited. It is my destiny. Please join me at MamaPop.
See you over at MamaPop and back here tomorrow for US Weekly Chat. I can hardly wait.