I’m Right, You’re a Dumbass (as Wendi once referred to it) is back! A fun-loving feature where I present you with a disagreement that I had with a loved one and ask you to please weigh in. In order not to prejudice you towards voting for me, I do not disclose which option was mine, and the fact that I will fight to the death in defending one of those options in the comments should not prejudice you at all.
Disagreement: As you probably know, my family and I were at my parents’ Catskills house when the hurricane struck. And although we were all fine, we lost power. FOR FOUR DAYS. By Wednesday, we decided to close up the house and get the hell back to NYC. Because there was no power, we also had no water and could not do the dishes for the past 4 days. Dilemma: What should be done with the dirty dishes?
Disagreers: Marinka and Papa (who comments as Awesome Dude).
Position One: There is a metal box in the garage. Empty it. Put all dishes into the box, bring it to NYC and wash the dishes there.
Position Two: There is a metal box in the garage. Empty it. Put all dishes into the box, bring it to the pond that’s on the property and put it in the stream next to the little bridge that is there.
What do you think? Please pretend that the obvious “leave the dishes in the sink/dishwasher and fuckitall” isn’t an option.
One year ago ...