Welcome back to I’m Right, You’re Wrong, where you get to weigh in on a pressing dispute between me and a loved one (and sometimes a despised one.)
Today out of the goodness of my heart, I am turning it over to two people who I love and admire. And not just because they gave me life and have it in their power to make me an heiress, if only they’d skip a few meals here and there. Anyway.
Disagreers: Mama and Papa.
Disagreement: Mama and Papa have a friend in his early 60s. Let’s call him Geezer. Geezer is having a relationship with a woman in her early 20s. What do we think of this?
Position One: Love has no age.
Position Two: No normal young girl wants to deal with geriatrical teabags.
What do you think? Position One or Two? (And remember, I won’t reveal which position is Mama or Papa! Suspense!)