Scene from a Marriage

by Marinka on October 1, 2008

Marinka: Am I your trophy wife?

Husbandrinka: No.

Marinka: Why not?

Husbandrinka: Because you are my real wife, my partner and the mother of my children. You are not someone that I married to impress anyone because I am old and am having a midlife crisis.

Linda Hunt: In other words, you think it would be best for me to cover my face when out in public so as not to “not impress” anyone, right.

Dick Cheney: Yes.

Mother Theresa: I can’t believe the way that you talk to me.

Voldermont: Sorry.

Sarah Palin: Well, maybe I am part of a culture where a “sorry” is perhaps not the verbiage that will comfort me right now.

John McCain: You know I’m a POW, right?

Marinka: Do you think that the people who read this blog will know that this is not an exact transcript?

Husbandrinka: You mean the people who are “completely on your side” and bemoan my “many personality flaws?” Doubt it.

One year ago ...

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Kate Coveny Hood October 1, 2008 at 7:17 am

“Voldemort” made me laugh out loud!


Pseudonymous High School Teacher October 1, 2008 at 8:40 am

I like the way you change characters. Too funny.


Mama Ginger Tree October 1, 2008 at 9:36 am

How’s the wedding planning going for Bristol and Levi? Give the POW my best!!


anymommy October 1, 2008 at 12:18 pm

I’m having the crappiest day ever and I came here to laugh. TWO posts to read, you never disappoint me!


jen October 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm

is your house always this funny? because we are relatively boring in comparison!


Heinous October 1, 2008 at 7:18 pm

LOL…I’m partly on your side Husbandrinka. Don’t tell Marinka though.


Insta-mom October 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Somehow, the leap from Mother Theresa to Sarah Palin seems like a pretty big leap.


Kylie w Warszawie October 2, 2008 at 1:27 am

I don’t really know what to say. I just have to say something.



Nilsa S. October 2, 2008 at 5:43 am

Just read about your first date over at Autobiography of my Feet. And so I’m left wondering what the Husbandrinka would think about your wandering eye. 🙂


Michelle October 2, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Aww, why would you go comparing yourself to Sarah Palin?


Quart October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Hi. And I love you.


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