by Marinka on April 23, 2010

I am working on a few posts right now, about topics like:

* Husbandrinka and I can never watch 16 & Pregnant together again because while I’m all “Holy shit, how stupid can they be and what’s with their parents’ hairstyles?” he’s all, “Wow, their house is really big and nicely decorated.”

* In an effort to become blonder and save money, I broke up with my gay colorist and got a heterosexual woman. The results are surprising.

* It’s been a few weeks since my bra fitting. I’m pretty sure that I have a some fractured ribs.

* I am still taking Physique 57 classes. I love/hate them and have lost weight. I know, because Mama gave me her biggest compliment. “Your face now has features. Before it was balloon.”

* I had a cameo on Real Housewives of New York.

So while I’m working on all that (and more!), please check out my post on the NYC Moms’ blog, where I get all sentimental about a local hospital closing. And don’t forget to check out today’s edition of The Mouthy Housewives. You won’t be sorry!

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April 23, 2010 at 8:51 am

I also cannot watch 16 and Pregnant with Mr. B because he’s all like, “This show is stupid and painful to watch,” and I’m all like, “Quiet so I can enjoy my schadenfreude.”


six in the city April 23, 2010 at 9:46 am

Need to know who your new colorist is! I still haven’t found one that I really like here in the city.


Sophie April 23, 2010 at 9:51 am

I found new reasons not to attend Studio C (which is more or less like the physique 57 thing), some are actually supported by one of the exorcisers!


April 23, 2010 at 10:00 am

Your mom said that? Hysterical.


April 23, 2010 at 10:13 am

I am impressed that you are still exercising. I can’t manage to do that more than about once a month. Also: is Phsyique 57 in league with Heinze 57? Just wanted to warn you that if they’re all “do these exercises and eat this Special Sauce every day, and you’ll see amazing results!” then you should perhaps be leery of the sauce part. You’re welcome.


Holli April 23, 2010 at 10:47 am

I can relate on the bra fitting – I’ve had it done and they almost cut off the circulation from the top half of my body!!!

Are you serious about the cameo?

Its been a while since I’ve been active on line – have missed your posts!



Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him
April 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm

It’s sad when strangers we pay for service won’t give us what we want. I get that at home…for free. I’ve begged for my stylist to transform my dishwater blonde hair into Addison red. She won’t do it, and launches into convoluted coloring-school subjects and uses the words ‘base’ and ‘stripping’ too much. I think I need to return to my former gay male who always said anything I wanted was “FABU!”


anna see April 23, 2010 at 4:21 pm

My, you’ve been busy! My colorist totally caught me having dyed my own roots this month.


Balloon Face


Jeanne April 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Your mom is so supportive.


April 24, 2010 at 2:00 am

Your face was never balloon-like! Gosh our moms are a tough crowd.


dusty earth mother April 24, 2010 at 9:40 am

I’m living in anticipation of all of these blogs, Marinka. And although I’ve never met you in person, I seriously doubt that your face was a balloon. Perhaps I could invite your Mama over to look at my stomach after having two giant babies, and this may silence her forevermore. Yes, I would do that for you.


Lisa Lawrence April 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm

my mother’s fave comment when we (sister and i got overweight)..”be careful or you’ll lose your features!” ugh…


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