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Famous People

The Schwarzenegger Story Strikes a Nerve

May 23, 2011

Some blog posts are difficult to write. Others are so easy that I think twice before posting them. Take the Schwarzenegger situation. I mean, what is there to say? Man cheating on wife and having out-of-wedlock children= bad. Infidelity = bad. Liars = bad. Fucking liars= bad. See? Who wants to read that kind of […]

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@MarinkaNYC: Twitter Girl Detective

April 3, 2011

You probably don’t know this about me, but I had a budding career as Twitter Girl Detective. It was very much under the radar, because that’s how undercover detectives operate. And Twitter was the perfect medium. Because on Twitter, the hoi polloi mingle with the famous. Perhaps you’ve heard of my famous Kathy Ireland incident? […]

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Get Ready For Snark!

March 3, 2011

Today is Thursday, which means that tomorrow is US Weekly Chat on Motherhood in NYC, or as some losers refer to it, Friday.  This would be a wonderful time for you to go out and grab a copy of US Weekly so that tomorrow, when the discussion is underway, you’re not all “d’oh!” and “I […]

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About Last Night

December 18, 2010

Last night was a first for me. The kids were fed (THAT’S NOT THE FIRST!), Husbandrinka was on his way home and suddenly, very suddenly, I wanted to go see Blind Date again. You may recall that Papa and I saw it a few weeks ago, but what I didn’t tell you is that six […]

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The Royal Wedding

November 18, 2010

You probably heard that Prince Charming is marrying Snow White sometime next year. Thank you, dear Lord, for answering our commoners’ prayers. If Brad and Angelina are going to deny us the joy of their marital bliss until everyone can marry, then at least we can still count on those other royals. Oh, eye-roll. I’m […]

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November 10, 2010

There are several very disturbing thoughts pulsing through my very tiny brain. And I must unburden myself: 1. George W. Bush, our esteem former president, was interviewed by Matt Lauer on Monday and he shared that he is pro-life because his mother had a miscarriage when he was a teenager and showed him the fetus […]

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The Whole Charlie Sheen Thing

October 30, 2010

I don’t know about you, but this Yemen-printer-cartridge-explosive-device-international-terror-alert shit is the last thing I need right now. Because I’m still trying to recover from the whole Charlie Sheen thing. And if you don’t know what I mean by the whole Charlie Sheen thing, then I really can’t help you. I can lead you to water, […]

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Ike Davis is a Nice Boy

September 17, 2010

Young Ladrinka and I have lengthy conversations about who our favorite Mets player is. You see, the Mets are his favorite team and he can talk about it endlessly. And if you think that endlessly is an exaggeration, I invite you to come over when you have an eternity to spare. Bring a snack. And […]

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